Thursday, February 05, 2009

Light Your Ass On Fire

I know I shouldn't laugh at this but I did. Not because I think it's okay to walk around setting people on fire...I laughed because it made me think of that Pharrell and Busta Rhymes song "Light Your Ass On Fire". Do you remember the chorus? Does anyone even remember the song?

Move girl like your ass on fire - like your ass on fire
Move girl like your ass on fire - like your ass on fire
Move girl I'll light your ass on fire - I'll light your ass on fire
Move girl I'll light your ass on fire - Bitch I'll light that ass on fire
Move girl I'll light your ass on fire

You wouldn't have laughed at that too?

Now as for this "exotic dancer" who got her ass set on fire, I'm real curious to know WHY a man (of 22 years) AND a woman (of 27 years) wanted to light her up like that. I looked at the strippers age and my mind began to ponder on all the possible reasons...

Reason #1 - Threesome Gone Wrong

Reason #2 - B*tch Betta Have My Money...B*tch Didn't Have His Money

Reason #3 - Killing the Competition

Reason #4 - People Just Be Cattin' Off For No Reason (cattin off: acting crazy)

Reason #5 - Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug

Reason #6 - When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong (maybe they were keeping it real but didn't mean to burn up 60% of her body)

8 points of view:

JaeSpenc said...

Ya know-- I thought about that Pharrell song as well... lol...

Miss.Stefanie said...

I also thought of Pharrell

Relevantlystaying said...

* Why am I weak
* I feel kinda guilty for laughing though

Kryssy said...

well damn... LOL
And WHY did I not know that was what Pharrell was saying in that dang song? LOL

CraigJC said...

I think they were all smoking that bomb-ba-zee and the molten "roach" fell on her and, well, the rest is history.

AssertiveWit said...

@ craigjc: LOL I'm going to need for you to click on the link so you can see how she caught on fire...not this random story you've concocted for our amusement hahahhahahha

Allweez said...

Laughing at this situation is not cool.......Just kidding, I laughed also and the song only made it worse. LOL

Jay_fever said...

Damn...that's some crazy ass sh*t. And yet, I'm compelled to roll out an array of corny quips in this events honor...

*Damn that ass is Fire
*Don't eff with ole girl I heard she's burning
*Ole girl got that heat

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