Tuesday, January 20, 2009

You Mean the Hotdog Has to BREAK the Bun???

So a friend recants this story to me about her friend who was a newlywed. She was small and petite but her husband was a big African man (standing at 6'3 but according to her description of her friend, he easily towered over the friend). They took a short honeymoon vacation after the wedding for the weekend and returned home. Upon returning home she calls one of her friends who decides to three-way my friend into the conversation. My friend asks her how the honeymoon was and if she enjoyed herself and she goes on to tell them this story....

The weekend had come to an end so her husband asks her if she is okay. She says yes and goes on about her business. He keeps asking her and she keeps replying yes. Finally she asks him why he keeps asking the same question. So he responds that he keeps asking because they've been on the honeymoon all weekend and they've never had sex. She is shocked because all this time, she felt they were having sex. He says no because every time he'd try to go all the way in, she'd say it hurt so he'd stop. And then she says.....

"YOU MEAN THE HOT DOG HAS TO BREAK THE BUN????"

I instantly fell out laughing....I mean, I won't have this experience because I participated in slore activities ages ago so I'm no novice to sexual seduction but this was classic. Ahhh, the joys of being a virgin on your wedding night...and in her case, your honeymoon too. 

6 points of view:

a black girl who did date said...

I don't even know what to say to this...bwhahahaha!!!

jeanette nicole* said...

LMAO is all I can do right now.

V$ said...

oh wow...i think i'm with "a black girl who did date" on this one. speechless...

ChiChi10 said...

HAHAHA! That's cute...

The Incomparable Bozack Jenkins™ said...

............you're got damn right it has to break the bun!!!!!

Jay_fever said...

Damn son...Having messed with a sexually handicapped..I mean a virgin... before I have quite the opposite reaction. **Chokes back tears. I feel deeply sorry for the bullshit this man has gone through and will probably go through for quite awhile...smh.

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