Wednesday, January 28, 2009

What Tha????



Did you watch the video? If not, go back and watch it so you can visualize everything I'm about to clown on.

First off, JD, why do you have time to make love songs with Bow Wow? Shouldn't you be trying to knock up JJ? Go back in time and killyoself the minute you thought this was a good idea. No one wanted to hear OR see you two little midgets dipping in a low rider talking about some stupid beef no one even really cared existed and now yall all back in love. Shut on up...both of you.

On to this video....

Bow Wow...why is yo coat so young? I HATE that your sleeves are flooding...can coats even flood? I don't know, don't really care; all I know is that YOUR COAT is riding up your elbows so tough you need to retire it. And to think, there are clothes too small for even you...and I'm even more upset at the fact that because your jacket is running from your wrist I can see you have on a charm bracelet....ummm, for real? I thought charm bracelets were for women and little girls. I could be wrong so forgive me if you are a man and you own a charm bracelet that you be rocking tough...I just always thought they were a feminine article...kinda like pantyhose. Bow...you got some of them on too? Just checking.

Seriously though, where they do that at? No really, in the song he says "Ewwww who do that?"...Bow...who does this? What you're doing...who does this? Homeless people that's who...homeless people wear coats that are hella 10 years their junior. Take that little hand and smack yo self in the face...as a matter of fact, if there is a gun on your little charm bracelet, shoot yourself.

These midgets are outta control...

Did you listen to the chorus? "Oooo, he can get it?" You can get it? Did your little appearance on Entourage convince you to put that in the chorus? I've convinced myself that that's why it was written into the song. I mean, you have a girl in the video but she isn't even mouthing the lyrics. I can't help but feel like she wouldn't do you Bow and the reason you only showing her head is because she has on a shirt that says "Must Be This Tall To Ride This Ride". I'll stand corrected if she doesn't but in my mind she does...and I like my version better.

JD...you do not get away unscathed. Did you really waste a decent beat on this shat? Since you think your time is better spent making love serenades to your lil homie, do us all a favor and sit in the tub with a plugged in toaster because your ass needs to be toasted for this hip hop sacrilege. I ALMOST want you to die right away...but I know you might need to make some money so you don't have to live off Janet. Seriously...this the best you can do for So So Def? I wish I was so so deaf right about now...and so so blind.

I'm going to find the person who sent me the lyrics to this and told me to watch it and stab her in the ears and eyes

12 points of view:

Beezy said...

Bwahahahahahahaha! I'm mad you said "these midgets are outta control"! Line of the day!

Coming from someone who has been tortured into taking my cousins to see this cornball 3 fucking times, I've noticed the same shit. So many why's and wtf's go through my mind everytime I see Bow Weezy.

jeanette nicole* said...

Your title sums this up completely. What tha??? indeed. I can't. . .

CurvyGurl ♥ said...

True foolywang...lawd! I think JD is older than me...sad.

ChiChi10 said...

Wow...what part of the game is this shit? SMH

α₫οяε αв®α said...

lmao. that's all i can do right now lol.

Ms_Slim said...

LMAO!!!!
I ctfu @ "these midgets are outta control"

Outta control indeed...

Number Five said...

LMAO!!! Syn, why you hatin on his hot 3/4 length jacket??? muhahahahahaha that video = 3:30 of my life that I will never get back!! LOL

Assertive Wit said...

@ Beezy: I think for the crowd Bow Wow caters to, they are going to love this. I'm just really confused as to why JD's 40+ azz is in here like he's 21 and it's Kris Kross all over again...JD...what are you doing with your life???

@ CurvyGirl: I am going to Google JD's age later...I shake my head everytime I think of him doing this. Can we attribute it to boredom or does he REALLY think this was a work of art? He did this one song....I can't think of who the rap artist was but it was some JD type production I ain't never heard before...it made me feel hip hop really is being ressurrected...and then this bullshattery...tsk, tsk, tsk

@ No.5: I'm hating on his 3/4 length jacket because...why does he have it on Chanel? WHY??? I just want to grab him and shake him real vigorously. Wait...maybe that's not a good idea. You know when you do that to little kids, there is a chance you could throw their equilibrium off and I don't wanna damn near kill the boy...I think he put that stupid little jacket on to show off his Lucky Charms. That's what I really think...

a black girl who did date said...

I refuse to watch this monstrosity

Number Five said...

ROTFLMAO...I think he did too, Syn!! I went to a high school in sw atl and they would tuck their shirt in JUST over where the label of their jeans were so you could see it.....no where else though. Now that's all i can think about hahahahahaha

Christin said...

I am so dead at this entire post...it has killed me and I'm on my way yo see sweet baby Jesus. That video, the lyrics, the chorus, the charm bracelet, I could go on but I've lost all my strength.

Ms. Independent said...

Oh wow....was that really just a song about Bow and JD's relationship? That was definitely unecessary.

And I'm mad he threw Obama's name up in that mess like that. I'm sure he dosen't want to be associated with such foolishness.

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