Thursday, January 22, 2009

Television is the Devil

This show is QUICKLY becoming one of my favorites. I haven't been watching any television really because of school, work, and life getting in the way so I put everything that isn't ON DEMAND, on the DVR. This will be changing soon because of my need to focus more on my writing...I used to get a lot of writing ideas from watching movies.

But during break time, I will be watching my favorite shows which are (but not limited to):

Flight of the Conchords
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(foreigners are really funny...they probably think the same thing about Americans)

The First 48
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Manhunters
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(best show I've seen where the bounty hunters are actually attractive...shallow? yes and I don't care; it's what got me watching the show; so sue me I like to watch attractive people)

Snoop Dogg's Fatherhood
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(I love how he interacts with his wife and kids; like he says, they aint the Huxtables but I love 'em anyway; to be honest, I really watch the show for Choc and Shante...they are so Cali and I love it LOL)

True Blood
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(I love vampires; don't care if you don't)

Fringe
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Always Sunny in Philly
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(these people are Grade A Jackoffs...and this is why I love the show...ignant acting 30-somethings that I get to laugh at)

Entourage
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(I'm very tempted to spend ALL DAY tomorrow watching this with the Bestest...we get the best inside jokes from this show)

Keeping Up With the Kardashians
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(again, more of my shallow television watching...have you seen their butts? I'm now a believer that Kim doesn't have butt injections...her sisters got rumparoni too; Kim just takes the cake. Come to think of it, I don't know too many Armenian women who don't have cakes...at least the ones in The Town had rumpshakers...)

pretty much anything on The Food Network
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(I LOVE to cook so I watch this, steal recipes, and then put my own stank on it and watch the mouths salivate at my tasty concoctions; my fav shows on here are Paula Dean's and The Neely's; they've never cooked anything I wouldn't eat so I steal most of their recipes...and a few of Emeril's. Rachel Ray I watch when I can tolerate her voice...)

and now this...Man vs. Food....this food show is actually on the travel channel but still fun to watch. I'm taking notes for when I start traveling again because I am going to eat some of this scrumpdidliumptious cuisine he scarfs down every episode.

With all these shows to watch though, I MUST keep a DVR and/or ON DEMAND, otherwise I could never watch what I really want to on television...what are you watching?

16 points of view:

THAT NIGGA JOE said...

ENTOURAGE IZ MY SHIIT. ATTRACTIVE BOUNTY HUNTERS?? WE'LL SEEE HOW LONG THAT LASTS WHEN ONE OF THEM GOONS THEY CHASIN BUCK FIFTY ONE OF THEM NIGGAZ! HAHA! FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS IS DUM ASS FUNNY! BRITS HAVE SOME QUIRKY ASS HUMOR. KIM K COULD GET IT...BUT THE SHOW ILL DEFINITELY PASS ON. U GOT ME INTO FRINGE NOW...DEF A GOOD SUSPENSE! SNOOP IS THAT NIGGA. NUFF SAID. MAN VS. FOOD SHOULD COME WITH A SURGEON GENERAL WARNING HAHAHA

Assertive Wit said...

@ THAT N***A JOE: the bounty hunters are attractive but they still goonesque...don't get it twisted, they mobb on folks...they just look good while doing it...you'd love one of the chicks on there. Watch it one day...

Shoulda watched that episode of Man vs. Food with the Bahama Mama sausage...mmmmm mmmm goot!

a black girl who did date said...

@ Joe
Flight of the Conchords are actually from New Zealand.

If you like Man vs. Food, please check out No Reservations w/ Anthony Bourdain. He is an arrogant prick but we love him just the same.

Beezy said...

You know I stan for It's Always Sunny... and The First 48, but I looooooove Flight of the Conchords!I even found the soundtrack to last season online and I still can't stop laughing to "Ladies of the World". Hee-fuckin-larry-us.

jeanette nicole* said...

My friend keeps sending me Flight of the Conchords clips and they are hilarious! The First 48 is so damn addicting. Between that and Intervention, I stay on A&E!

I too, keep up with the Kardashians. I tried resisting, but I'm a sucker for "reality" tv, haha!

The Incomparable Bozack Jenkins™ said...

I haven't watched a single one of these.. I dunno if that's a good thing or bad.

Assertive Wit said...

@Bozack: if you are still as busy as I last knew you to be, it just means you don't have time to watch TV...not a good or bad thing. And even if you did, you aint gotta watch/like what I like LOL

THAT NIGGA JOE said...

Oh yea they are from new zealand. I stand corrected!

ChiChi10 said...

I've bought the first 3 or 4 Charlotte Harris books. My friend tells me they stick to the story, but the books are slighty different. I hope my gay husband makes it back for the next season. I might actually shed a tear if his fabulusness isn't around. *Le Sigh*

Jay_fever said...

I watch damn near all of these... I'm currently counting the days till True blood comes back on...that's my SHIT SON!!!

Mochasoul said...

One of my friends got me hooked on Man vs. Food and that man who eats the strange food...I love those shows. I too, take note of all the places he goes.

Between Man vs. Food and Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives on the FN I don't know where to go first!

Assertive Wit said...

@ChiChi: hate to tell you...yo gay husband is dead honey LOL I couldn't see Bill actually turning him into a vampire...he did use them for profit, remember? with his cray azz LOL

@Jayfever: True Blood is taking far too long to come back on...I'm getting impatient

@Mochasoul: I was watching that show where the guy eats strange foods but he be eating some old weird stuff that looks like it's going to start breeding in his stomach...I didn't get as much enjoyment out of his show as Adam's LOL

V$ said...

i watch most of those. manhunters is one of my favorites. that dude "peppers" = me definitely likey, lol!

Eb the Celeb said...

OK so I am going to admit to you that I watch the Kardashians and Snoop's show... but dont tell anybody...

and lately I've been really into game shows... I am addicted to Deal or NO deal...lol

Kryssy said...

Girl... I love Keeping Up with the Kardashians. And the First 48 is my Sh*t!!!

ChiChi10 said...

But, but...WHY Him?! I'll be sure to wear black when it comes on again. LMAO

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