Thursday, January 15, 2009

Letter from EJ

I have a friend who is more like a sister than anything. She had a baby almost 7 months ago and I have yet to make my way down to her house to see the critter. I work right around the corner from the hospital where she gave birth to him but I couldn't get to the hospital to see him because of my work schedule conflicting with visiting hours. I feel horrible that I haven't seen him yet. She makes me feel 10 times worse because of all the pictures she emails me and gives me when she sees me. Then I feel worse when my friends see him and be like "Awwww, he's soooooo cute! You're a horrible azz aunt".

The crazy thing is, I've seen her about 4/5 times since she's given birth to him...but where is little EJ? Not with her azz. But in her defense (because he is usually attached to her hip), the times I've seen her since she gave birth, it's been either girls night out or we were going to lunch (she works around the corner from me). We don't live that close to each other and I wasn't driving my truck for a while because I had to wait on a specific part to get it fixed before I would feel comfortable driving it long distances.

So after receiving this email from little EJ (around midnight last night; shouldn't his azz have been sleep???), I decided first thing Saturday morning/afternoon, he's going to get a visit from his non-existent Auntie.

Dear Aunt Synitta,
My name is EJ and I am 6.5 months old now, and I will be walking very soon (my parents predictions). I will be able to walk to your house like a big boy- so you don't have to worry about seeing me before then. Until that time, I have enclosed a recent picture- so you can recognize me when I show up.
Thank you and good night.

(I would attach a picture of the little cream puff but his mother might b*tch slap me for posting her child all over the Internet...and I would just have to suck it up and take the L)

(momma said it's cool to show him to the here goes EJ the Stunna)

12 points of view:

Bre said...

Bwahahahahaha! That's too cute!

Unknown said...

Hahaha, that's hilarious. Critter, though? As I told my co-worker: I'm gonna have my son kick your ass!

Also, I don't mind you posting his picture. But here's my warning... If one of your readers talks ish about my boy... "bitchikillya- hear me bitch? I'llkillya" (said best by Ike Turner).

Sorry for the guilt-- you know it's all love!!!

ChiChi said...

OMG...he's so crute!

Still Don't Want Em...LOL

jeanette nicole* said...

Awwwww what an adorable lil chocolate drop! That email was too adorable. LOL :)

Kofi Bofah said...


Ms. Independent said...

awww baby boy is absolutely adorable. He looks like he could get a bit mischievous though :) Auntie, you gotta keep an eye on little man lol.

Unknown said...

Hey New Kid!
Welcome to the world!
Chocolate is a food group!

a black girl who did date said...

I love little babies when they are not mine

Number Five said...

Oh my gosh...what a biological clock goes haywire when I see babies. Sigh. This is the cutest guilt trip ever though lol

Anonymous said...

That e-mail from EJ is hilarious. I guess he told you, lol! He is so cute. You better make your way to go see him.

DLG said...

That email was hilarious. EJ is a cutie!

AssertiveWit said...

@No.5: everytime I see a picture of EJ my biological clock starts punching me in the ovaries trying to make sure I want them or not LOL

@Kenya: I'm going to see him now!

@Mista Jaycee: chocolate is NOT a food group and I most certainly will not relay that message to him LOL

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