Monday, January 12, 2009

Just Out Of Line

I've done some certified loony stuff in my day but nothing as crazy as whoever did this...

Let me start a couple of days ago...

I'm on my way back to the crib...pull up at the gate and yell "Ewwwww" out loud in my truck. The Bestest turns down the stereo to ask me what I'm shrieking for. I point...at the rat sitting by the electronic gate. Big fluffy Rats of Nimh type rat...

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Surprisingly, even though it is hella cold outside, this thing looks alive. I do it moving into my parking spot. It's outside the gates and that is all I am concerned about.

I go to leave this morning and Ratty McRatters is STILL sitting in front of the gate. Gross.

I had to come back to the house around 10 this morning and Ratty McRatters is NOW FACING THE GATE...he was pointed towards Kroger when I left. I actually got out my truck and walked just close enough to see if it was breathing. I saw no parts of the body heaving so I turned around and walked away...gross.

I come back out to my truck about an hour later and Ratty McRatters done moved!!!! Ratty McRatters is now sitting next to the Property Managers car. 

A little flurry of panic spreads over me because that rat is/was dead...how in the jiminy cricket hell did it get over by this car? The Bestest, KNOWING he's terrified of rodents, walks over to see if it's dead...sure enough it is but still...gross.

However, it did warm my soul to know that someone in my building hates the Property Manager more than me. I would NEVER even WANT to touch some disease infested rodent (even with gloves on OR even with my foot) in order to give her the heeby jeebys. I'll pass. 

But I sure would love to see the look on her face when she walks out to get in her car and can't because a big, nasty, rabies rat is sitting by her car door. Sucks to be her...wench.

10 points of view:

Adwoa said...

Ewww...I just got the creeps reading this! I don't know if I should feel sorry for the dead rat or the Property manager! LOL

Assertive Wit said...

Feel sorry for the rat...that heffa aint worth feeling sorry for. I secretly wish the rat would come back to life right as she reaches for her door and scurries up her shin...that would make my year! LOL

jeanette nicole* said...

That last paragraph just made me shiver with disgust. Whoever placed that rat by her car must REALLY cannot stand your PM, haha!

Assertive Wit said...

Trust me, everyone in my building has a reason or three to abhor these women who work in the leasing office. They are BEYOND rude, play favorites (example: let some folks pay rent on the 10th but penalize others who turn in rent 2 minutes after the 3rd), and just don't give a shat most of the time...placing a rat by her car door was actually quite nice if I do say so myself LMAO!!!

BetBeze. said...

i woulda took something long and sat it on top of her car. but then i go to great lengths to terrorize the people i hate.

Ms. Independent said...

LMAO at whoever did that! I wouldn't ever wanna touch some nasty rat just to scare anybody no matter how much I didn't like them. But you gotta be a real super duber first class B*&$H for someone to wanna go to such lengths just to scare/piss you off.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

(Not @ U) I just got done watching scrubs a while ago and one of the reoccurring symbols was animals that have been to the taxidermist including squirrels and donald faison's character's stuffed Labrador. Sorry you were creeped out but I probably would have freaked out less than the rat crawling on my grandmother's window recently lol...uggghhh just threw up in my mouth a little...

~Kaylan

Mista Jaycee said...

In a word...Ewwww!
Jaycee

NaturallyAlise said...

Ha ha, evil woman foiled by rodentry, sweet!

Kofi Bofah said...

"Hella Cold"

Definitely No Cal talk right there...

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