If you see this man, do not shake his hand and I'm going to tell you why.
I listen to V103 in the morning while I am working because the Frank and Wanda Show is funny...I will give them that. Then Ryan Cameron comes on later (with some chick who tries too hard all the time and usually results in getting on my last damn nerves with her whiny voice) and makes me actually like radio again. In my opinion, Ryan IS the better radio personality...but back to the subject at hand. You see this guy to the left? That's Frank Ski and he doesn't use a towel when he "bathes". He uses his hand....for real Frank? You ONLY use your hand? You're nasty.
Don't try to justify your nastiness with the rebuttal that people don't use a towel when washing their hair. Hair and skin are not the same, idiot. Skin needs to be exfoliated (read: SCRUBBED); hair, if you are using the right shampoo, is cleaned properly because of the cleaning agents in the shampoo that are SPECIFICALLY for removing dirt and oils. Again, hair is NOT skin and the soaps aren't necessarily the same. But really...you not using a towel or loofah or net thingy is nasty. You really stick yo hand in yo butt and think that is sufficient? You shat on a daily basis (I'm sure) and you don't see the importance of your behind getting a towel and wiping out all them damn Charmin balls you got dingelberrying it up in yo crack? Nasty azz...seriously Frank...booboo comes out of your butt. If not for anything else, think about your wife when she has to do your laundry and your drawls look like 18-wheelers been running through like your azz is the rest stop. Have a heart for her!
If I was wifey, I'd throw ALL his drawals away EVERY DAY. He'd wonder where his favs are...in the trash with the rest of the Hanes...since you don't care to use a towel. He earlier was talking about how his wife is a germaphobe and be inspecting sheets at the hotels they stay in before they lay on them....she don't inspect yo drawls? C'mon Mrs. Ski...yall got 3 kids. That means yo ridiculous germaphobe ass let yo nasty non-towel using husband get all up in yah...even though his butt wasn't nowhere near clean. I bet some poo prolly got on you while he was bangin it...go be repulsed about that...not some damn sheets in a hotel. Yall got money...they clean and press the sheets where yall stay. Stop being ridiculous and address your husband hand bathing himself like he a newborn and his big azz is damn near 50. Both you and your wife need to be shot in the face with some bebe's.
I bet you don't use wet wipes either...you don't use a towel so I don't see nothing wrong with thinking Wet Ones aren't in your reach either. I don't get it; I take a crap and damn near tear a hole in my azz wiping until the paper is clean. You can't tell me that yo booty be clean like that when you use your hand to clean yoself. Frank...stop it.
I think I am going to go pick up that $4 bundle of towels from Walmart and keep in the car to GIVE YO AZZ when I see you because you need some towels in your life...specifically for that nasty azz you aint' hit up with a towel in God knows how long. I hope you aint' teaching your sons and daughter this behavior...fonkinazz kids.....like they fonkinazz daddy.
Your new name is officially DooDoo Brown aka Frank Skidmark.
P.S. - I bet Ryan Cameron uses towels when he bathes...