Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Drink Glasses...Do They Really Matter?

If a guy wants to drink an apple martini, does he automatically become gay in your eyes? What about a margarita? Daiquiri? Any mixed drink that is considered "fruity"?

A margarita has tequila in it...nothing girly about tequila last I checked. As a matter of fact, it has been known to make some women act QUITE mannish.

A martini is ACTUALLY straight vodka and an olive. Flavored martini's are just straight vodka with a liqueur in it to give you the flavor you want...still girly?

Mixed drinks...he can't like pina coloda's, sex on the beaches, and strawberry daiquiri's? Some people like mixed drinks and I see it no different than being at home, throwing some fruit and liquor in the blender and gettin it crackin. I can personally attest to my guy friends drinking Pink Panties at my house...those infamous Pink Panty Parties were THE BEST! All that damn drink has in it is pink lemonade and vodka (or Barton's gin if you were a bunch of college students and friends who were trying to stretch their dollar LOL)

Or is it because of the kind of glass these drinks come in? The thing about drink glasses are, they are in specific kinds of glasses because of the type of drink and the ingredients that are in them. I'm sure if bartenders could use mugs or beer glasses for everything they would.

But really? This makes a man gay all of a sudden? Liquor is liquor, glass or not.  So do I become a lesbo because the drinks I like come in sifters and small tumblers? No, but apparently some women have inserted this double standard on men. Not my words, just the daily discussion on crazy azz V103 this morning LOL

13 points of view:

a black girl who did date said...

I need you to stop listening to the coloreds in the morning because they stay cooning. That is like dudes pretending they drink Henny cuz its a man's drink. GTFOHWTBS!!!!!

Assertive Wit said...

stop acting like Frank and Wanda's foolishness ain't funny LOL

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

i dont know i mix my liquor (tequelia with my saliva)

The Incomparable Bozack Jenkins™ said...

Once upon a time as a rookie, I fucked around and got a drink in a girl cup once.. needless to say, I got clowned by every one & their mother..

jeanette nicole* said...

"As a matter of fact, it has been known to make some women act QUITE mannish."

Made me laugh entirely too hard this morning! LOL I'ma need people to stop trying to come up with ways to discriminate. By drink choice? Really? Wow.

Beezy said...

1) Tequila is my drink of choice and I hate to admit it, but it makes me feel like I have more testosterone because I can take so much of it.

2) I had an ex who's drink of choice was an apple martini, and I had no problem because he was secure in his manhood (I guess), but the poor thing just couldn't...I'll just he couldn't "cut". Yep that's it. LMAO

Beezy said...

Meant to write "I'll just say he couldn't cut". LOL

black yoda said...

I heard a poet (clearly gay) who was speaking about an affair with a "down low brother" and he said something to the effect of, "While the other men are ordering beers, your man orders an amaretto power (he throws up a limp wristed fist) :-) It was funny, but I don't see how anyone can really believe it. Personally, I don't like to drink. And it's a poison. It's actually quite natural for your body to reject it... as anyone who's spent a night praying to the porcelain God will tell you.

Diamond~Star said...

You got me cracking up..."sounding mannish" LMAO!!!!

I don't drink but I definitely got to let my two friends who do drink read this. Wow...

JuJu said...

haha; thats funny cus i do stereotype guys if i see them with a "fruity" drink.. lol

CurvyGurl ♥ said...

Tequila used to make me really sick, but I learned to train my stomach over the I haven't seen a guy drink a martini lately, but you have a point.

Assertive Wit said...

@ Torrance Stephens: that isn't a mixed drink...stop playing hahahhaha

@ jeanette nicole: people are silly girl; frankly, if he ISN'T gay AND isn't trying to holler at me, I could care less if he was nursing all his drinks out of a bottle. Do you LOL

@ Beezy: Tequila was concoted by the Devil one day when he was bored. He called it Fire Water aka Loose Juice and gave it to men as the FIRST date rape drug. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. LOL As for your ex who couldn't "cut it" wasn't the apple martini hahahahhaha

@ black yoda: you always make me laugh LOL Anything in EXCESS is bad for you...that's why folks be paying homage to the porcelain God. One drink will not make you throw your life up in the can. LOL

@ Diamond~Star: forward away!

@ JuJu: a LOT of women will call a guy gay because of the type of drink he is drinking so you aren't alone LOL My dad used to say "Why don't you worry about what's in yo cup and get outta mine". My father is 6'4.5 and about 260 lbs and VERY straight but has no problem drinking out of whatever glass is placed in front of him when he orders a drink LOL

@ CurvyGirl: I guess you showed your stomach who was boss hahahhahahaha I don't think guys are gay simply because of the glass they are drinking out of but I know some women do. I just thought it was funny though...Wanda (the DJ on the radio) kept calling Frank (the other DJ) a "fruity boy" because his favorite drink was a peach martini hahahhahaha but Frank dresses whack and has whack behavior so I don't think it's the drink glass that makes him bootsy...he just is.

And this isn't my assessment simply based off the radio show. I used to work in the same building as him and him and one of my coworkers were quite "friendly" with one another so I've gotten a chance to see his personality ON and OFF the radio...bootsy to the 10th power hahahhahaah

NightFall914 said...

I really wish someone WOULD try and call me gay based on a damn drink.If its liquor I'm all in and I could care less about the glass it's in or the color. I've seen folk get twisted off of pink shit just as I've seen them twisted off that Henny(my fav).

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